To the parents out there that are buying the Jesus Camo hoodie for your kids...
We wanted to release this public service announcement regarding high expectations of improved behavior after purchasing the hoodie...
Although we did our best to integrate the coziest features and most unique design - We have been receiving reports that they are being found unfolded on the floor.
We received this photo from a (formerly) excited parent, that was disappointed to learn that her child still possesses unsatisfactory laundry hampering habits.
And she isn’t alone. Here are some comments we have received from other parents:
“But we thought that having Jesus on the hoodie would make our children more civilized.”
“We are disappointed in ourselves for ordering this hoodie, we are disappointed in our children for not being better.”
To these parents, we extend our heartfelt sympathy. Raising kids is hard.
Rest assured, our hoodie scientists are hard at work on a new version that will address all these complaints. Stay tuned for version 2.0, and be ready to kiss your parenting troubles goodbye.
Sincerely,
The Jesus Camo Team